I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
How external is "for external use only"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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