If i come over, it means nothing
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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