just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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