whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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