And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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