Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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