i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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