Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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