Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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