all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Did I show you my penis last night?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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