Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I think I died a long time ago.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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