if only i could text you this smell
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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