hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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