I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
my liver is dry heaving
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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