my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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