you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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pray to the hookup gods
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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