listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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