quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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