Me too!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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