I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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