You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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