Porn is love you can see.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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