I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
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thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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