how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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