is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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