so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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