I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I pour the whiskey from now on
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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