Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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