my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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