dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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