apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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