4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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