You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I need to stop coming to work sober
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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