Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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