i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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