What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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