how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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