I need help removing her.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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