Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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