yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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