I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I wish I could punch you in the face.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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