Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I have tasted many bathrooms
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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