I forgot how hot balto sounded
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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