Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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