I can't watch pbs sober anymore
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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