just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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