nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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