batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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