Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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