Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
So vagazzling was a success
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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